What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Zigackly my punto, espesh in that terrain...

Is that not you? Sans the hat et les autres vetements?

Edit: to save causing offence, this could be me - with less hair and a bike...
#lookatthatfuckinghipster

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I find the 'undercrackers' rather fetching.

I'm guessing you don't ride a Brooks.

They're a beautiful item of clothing, that I can't deny, and he looks fabuloso in them, but... Booty boils...

fail
i used to, until some special kinda cunt stole it and the fuck off hard to find in decent nick 25mm seat post whilst chained up in a busy covent garden in london's wretched london

i bought the saddle from an old gent , it took me 4 months to find a seatpost replacement, still have not replaced brooks

fuming, fuck, i had to ride home to the southside with out a post and saddle

Sorry to bring up a painful past...
But speaking of pain, I can't see how one would get rivet rub unless something was busted on the saddle - I never have anyway, and all my bikes have b17s and I don't use cycling shorts.

thanks, I'm over it now
do you ride in your under pants though?

not yet, I'm an all or nothing type

I'm more worried about the bottle spout clearance. He'll get all sorts of nasty mud and poo on that.

I think that's a silly place for a bottle too but that seems to be a fave spot for long distance extreme cycling peeps...

ya this guy is famous

Dysentery equals weight loss equals marginal gains?

We should ask @gabes...

A lot of long distance/touring type of people use it for their stove fuel.

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Last two eps of s5 of Girls; Ray's coffee shop re-brands as hipster-free in an attempt to "sell coffee to people with jobs".

They introduce free refills of brewed coffee, implement a keyboard ban, bar entry to anyone with a top-knot and put up a posters, one of which which reads "TRUST THE GOVERNMENT". Verrrrr good.

Wheres. your. pedals at, at at at at?

Air Pedals© - Nowt lighter.

Bonus points for the braided Ponytail x Bar Tape collaboration.

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Dat jacket

Peugeot Toutes Mavic Pron

Slalom Skateboard.

NOT A HIPSTER. A FUCKING DON.

The poster sounds WHACK. But yay to the keyboard ban.

My local good coffee shop got rid of wifi aages ago cos all these twats just stayed for ages and never bought much. Made it a much nicer place, more sociable and just betterer.

Can you get a wifi scrambler? I fancy having one.

Similar technology to tv-be-gone stuff apparently.