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Pink fish mush>>>>>>>>

New page fail..

I can imagine the conversation....

"Hi FAD. Fancy an all expenses paid trip to London? Some people I know down there have bought you a bunch of twift and an extensive bar tab. All we have to do is swap stories about work and life. It'll be great!"

FAD as roadie, surely?

Fucking Amazing Dave isn't the most reliable individual, to be honest. He's a bit... flighty. The spliff also makes him really forgetful.
I'll carry my own bags, ta.

No they are not.
After that rehabilitation programme I'm a reformed man.
#yewtreegrass

shouts at kids

Almost exactly how I'd imagined him:

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Lock up your valuables/daughters, @General_Lucifer is enroute to London!

Lock up your valuables/daughters, @General_Lucifer is enroute to London!

And animals, don't forget the animals!

I am here.
I'm the big idiot in the stripy jumper.
Feel free to come over and touch me.

In the smoke? Now? How long for? You doing the reading?

Nah, just visiting. Tourist stuff.

Looks like were off to Bodean's!
Hope we can get a table as reservations are booked up, but worth a try.

I'd better cram an open mic set in somewhere round Leeds first

Any chance of a heads-up on here when you're going to do this?

Definitely - I'll plug the bejesus out of anything i end up doing to drum up support!

I spoke to Cycle PS Camberwell today and they are more than happy to have you there for a reading night! I'll PM you now. @General_Lucifer

In, 100%. I'll check my PM.
Good man!

I'm a 'lady' innit. ;)

Oops! doffs cap
Thanks!

Better late than never!

Here's a new one:

Billy Burger

The Factory: you work there, it works you.
The Factory: this is why we can't have nice things
The Factory: you'll never fucking leave

Don't say I'll never leave!! That hurts, man!

"reliable 4×4 to pull it their was no stopping him."

there

I were trying to avoid all of the options that sounded very, very rapey.

How about

The Factory: you work there, it works you.
The Factory: this is why we can't have nice things
The Factory: you should've went before you left