• Heard buzzyScooterCunt rapidly approaching while riding up Islington's Barnsbury Road on the way home. Refused to concede my safe distance from parked cars, assuming he could overtake in the 50m-ish gap between central island/bollard things. Instead he slowed down alongside me, tapping the speedometer and grinning while attempting to tell me my current speed, which I didn't quite get.

    By the time my 'how fast?' had been confirmed as 25mph*, he was paying so little attention to more important matters that he nearly collided with the next rapidly approaching central reservation.

    7/10. Next time I'll make sure they have to repeat it a second time for potentially spectacular consequences.

    *wasn't really trying.

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