Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

• Mcdonalds fries are not vegitarian friendly
  
• @TM signature saddle angle
  
• The spacers are part of the headset, not the stem
  
• This is not the porn thread
  
• Rear spok is cooler than front spok
  
• Think of all the instagram likes you'd get when you park it outside Mcdonalds
  

You still don't get it

2007 is back

Frame crank chainring color combo; the new look of '16????

It is. there is definitely going to be a resurgence in ugly '2007 style' bikes, almost exclusively ridden by people who didn't ride fixed in 2007 but like to think it makes them look oldschool. Said bikes will probably ridden whilst wearing Supreme Black Sabbath hoodies, despite their owners only knowing the song 'Iron Man'.

Explain it then.
I read this whole thread during free time at work...it's easy to predict when a bike is going to get the gtfo >>>>anti
The only time I see anti bikes get free passes is if it happens to be the bike of a popular member here or the bike was posted as a joke.

Also forgot the Fatlace sticker....that's right with the cheesy Supreme/Cadence hypebeast garbage.

Please just post pictures of bikes and less talk please.

Only rule of HHSB is there are no rules. The moment you try to start pinning down what makes a sled, you've lost its meaning. The parts do not make a sled, the Hip-hop maketh the bike slave.
Yes, it is some Confucius shit or whatever lets you sleep at night. Stop trying to find the recipe and just roll with it.

HHSB is a constantly evolving concept.

You need to approach it with an open mind.

What was cool last week is out this week.

Or is it?

It might be.

If you're still thinking about last week though you'll miss next week.

Confucius say: "A bike built for the gram will get slammed; yet build a bike for the ride and the hip hop will slide."

"The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there."

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around for a while, you could miss it."

2114 pages later, and @™ has nailed the formula

hhsb is the polar opposite of po-faced all-black velominati-rules roadie-ism*.

*i say this as a po-faced roadie with 3 black bikes

I wish we still had rep..

I did notice very few bikes with brakes are posted.
Could be coincidence though. But I can't help think brakes are seen as non HHSB ;)

From bumblebees:

Yeah, I wonder what happenned to this?.. I was missing for two years, came back recently to completely new interface and absent rep function, which is a two-fold bummer - can't rep others and lost my world-hero status or whatever it was called :)

Truth is true

Peace and fucking. Believe.

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macaframa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M__ukapLx0I

Actually lol'd at the price of this.

fav macaframa part by far. dat samson!

Anyone got a rear spok for salez?
Feeling going back to the old school

2017 - #tinybartuesdays

Slavery in the kitchen...

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