What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

^lovely...

Possibly repost, cross post at any rate from CP.

He rides all through the city on his Big Block by All City wearing his Pace Chicago cap and Levis Commuter jeans as his uniform. Whether he’s biking to the park for a walk or to obedience class to keep his new charge in line, this pair stays dry with SKS Raceblade fenders and jeans that are water repellent. Go ahead, spill a beer on these 511’s. Everything rolls off, except for his Abus Mini U-Lock. It’s safely tucked into the pants built in waist band, away from this teething pup. Not only do girls love a puppy, but they love a guy with a pink wheel. Jacob and puppy have rolled over the hearts of many girls with his pink Fyxation tire. Remember to get your pets spayed and neutered! (Jacob doesn't have to worry about that with his Cyclelogical Top Bag and Top Tube Protector and ergonomic Soma saddle.)