What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Parts of this are horrifying, other parts amazing.

was just about to say that looks like Phil Collins....

no jacket required.

^lovely...

Possibly repost, cross post at any rate from CP.

He rides all through the city on his Big Block by All City wearing his Pace Chicago cap and Levis Commuter jeans as his uniform. Whether he’s biking to the park for a walk or to obedience class to keep his new charge in line, this pair stays dry with SKS Raceblade fenders and jeans that are water repellent. Go ahead, spill a beer on these 511’s. Everything rolls off, except for his Abus Mini U-Lock. It’s safely tucked into the pants built in waist band, away from this teething pup. Not only do girls love a puppy, but they love a guy with a pink wheel. Jacob and puppy have rolled over the hearts of many girls with his pink Fyxation tire. Remember to get your pets spayed and neutered! (Jacob doesn't have to worry about that with his Cyclelogical Top Bag and Top Tube Protector and ergonomic Soma saddle.)

2nd pic looks like he got a bike pump up his arse

He's thinking about the pump in the first pic and goes through with it before they take the second.

Why is his Abus Mini lock hanging off his seat post, rather than tucked into the waistband of his Levi's incontinence jeans?

looks suspiciously like a piss take - might explain the incontinence

Whatever it takes to get laid. Whatever it takes.

This Pistanator is breathtaking I fucking love it

"Data from location-based social networks may be able to predict when a neighbourhood will go through the process of gentrification, by identifying areas with high social diversity and high deprivation.
(...)
Hristova and her co-authors found that of the 32 London boroughs, the borough of Hackney had the highest social diversity, and in 2010, had the second-highest deprivation. By 2015, it had also seen the most improvement on the IMD index, and is now an area undergoing intense gentrification, with house prices rising far above the London average, fast-decreasing crime rate and a highly diverse population.
In addition to Hackney, Tower Hamlets, Greenwich, Hammersmith and Lambeth are also boroughs with high social diversity and high deprivation in 2010, and are now undergoing the process of gentrification, with all of the positive and negative effects that come along with it."

http://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/predicting-gentrification-through-social-networking-data

looks suspiciously like a piss take

I had a hard time believing it as well but here's the context, seems horrifyingly real:

http://justyna.typepad.com/bike_chicago/2012/04/chicago-bike-fashion-show-2012.html

well ok then

though it was 4 years ago
and a bike-themed fashion show (lotsa gimmes at those things)
and just about every other bike in the line up seems pretty practical

but still, yeah

wannabe jesus on a bike?

more like john the baptist, locusts and honey and shit

Very poor choice of undercrackers IMHO...

I've read an interview with that guy. He's not a hipster, just wants to foxtrot oscar from the mainstream a lot. Which he does.

does a hipster admit to being a hipster?
was a guy riding down to Dam square on a RIH mtb with an elevated stay,in nothing but speedos last week, arguably hipster moves, but he's slap headed, clean shaven and over 60
i actually saw him in the Jordaan before, took off in pursuit to document him , but he was fast in my state of shock and i had a cam bat fail
must be some kinda free spirit vibe, riding in speedos/skiddy underwear
slaphead is said to also climb trees in the Vondelpark in the summer

i'm going to be more on point and try to stop him next time
#3rdtimelucky

also, re 'john the baptist' above,
could be argued he on a brooks, if so, shirly at risk of an awful rivet rash on the niags in those crackers, no?