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Zac Goldsmith to offer you cash off your Council Tax

Wait, does the mayor of London even have the power to do that?

that cunt keeps sending me really nasty sepia coloured leaflets with blood red text telling me how khan and corbyn are going to ruin london and lose 60bn worth of money on a transport 'gamble'. they're the most appallingly fear mongering nonsense I've had through the door bnp/ukip included and not once does he make a compelling point why he should get my vote instead other than "I'm not these lefty commie terrorist sympathisers with a gambling problem"

Perfect embodiment of everything the nasty party stand for, WAC

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/devolution/2016/04/racial-politics-zac-goldsmith-s-london-mayoral-campaign

Grass people up for money? About as likely to result in useful information as torture.

Much like the idiot who whipped the Women's Institute into a frenzy to report trafficked prostitutes, oblivious to the fact that pimps are unlikely to subscribe to the ASA Codes of Practice.

The twat who keeps waking me up doing their laundry at ~1am is first on the list:"That's right Officer: somewhat [ahem] "dusky" and they most certainly don't keep protestant hours..."

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/apr/09/justin-welby-archbishop-canterbury-discovers-father-churchill-private-secretary

I don't know what Gavin Welby looked like, but you would have thought that with such a resemblance they might have worked the question of male descent out a little earlier.

Ah, there's a picture in the Daily M***:

Gavin Welby on the right.

That what bother me about Zac going around creating fear mongering instead of addressing what need to be change, while other such as Khan appealing directly to my people about discrimination, which IMHO make a bigger difference in gaining votes;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toOBXLLEMi0

This is a good overview of this particular episode of Cameron's BS.

https://twitter.com/LabourEoin/status/718491710892961792/photo/1

This is pretty cool.

And why is the sign for London the "coo-coo!" hand gesture? Because that's awesome.

That is very good indeed.

'pedal'

You do realize I didn't write it, right?

You mean your Twitter handle is not LabourEoin?

Yup, that's BSL for London, don't know why actually.

You aren't taking cash in hand, you are taking a loan from a company that is offshore who are providing the services to the company who are paying you the cash on behalf of them, duh

That's what I'll tell hmrc if I ever get a shakedown....
Should print that statement off onto cards to hand out to Lads who struggle with simple things like receipts and invoices to level the playing field a bit.

Because pigeons...

Hamcunt to publish his tax returns. So what? Surely it's what isn't in his tax returns that is the point of discussion?

200K gift from Mumsy avoided 50K inheritance tax. He should resign the fucking filthy cunt

gideon next please

From the Indy:

And before anyone gets preachy, as many people have pointed out, we all do it. Grandparents buy their grandchildren an ice cream knowing that, if they kept that money, there might be inheritance tax to pay on it when they die. Is this any different from setting up a series of offshore businesses to channel £50m into Guernsey to avoid contributing towards dialysis machines, so you can spend the money on getting Beyonce to perform live for your daughter’s birthday party?

That's pretty standard inheritance tax planning, it's not really a surprise.

Re Indy link: Yes it IS different.

Most of us don't have 50 million, the government is fucking up healthcare & pensions so we'll have even less, uni for our kids is becoming unaffordable so we need every cent, houses are worth fuck all, interest rates are near 0 so savings and pensions are flat.

They expect us to put money in a public pot we don't get to see? Ha-ha. Into the sea.

It would be a lot easier though to just let ppl play the system up to a certain amount. As technically yes we all do little wrong things. So I've a certain amount of understanding people do it, but at some point is breaks the solidarity principle of society and leads to resources we have all invested in others in means of education and health never making a return as ppl are too worn and poor.

Yes. We lose money by putting others into impossible situations.

woosh!

/sarc