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  • Stuck my Gocycle G2 on ebay . . . . (saving up for the new G3!)

    More of a moped than a bicycle, but also a bicycle, like a kind of motorbike but with pedals, good for bank raids, drive by shootings and stalking X-factor semi-finalists.

    Buy it for summer, you know you want it, you lazy bastards, 40kmph at the push of a button, pretend you are Graeme Obree when passing other cyclists going up hill, laughing at them as they foolishly use their leg muscles, while you casually dink your Morrison's own brand gin and smoke fags.

    ebay listing: http://tinyurl.com/gsevz4e

  • "Is this a test?"

    This is no test, this is the real thing, the test comes later, once you've mastered the Gocycle you will be invited to somewhere known only as 'the room', once there you will be given the 7 questions.

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