Crap 'Buzzwords'

powerful WjPrince.

Yes.

I'm reticent to use platform as it's a defined term, so could be confused in this context.

No, I believe @hugo7 is referring to the act of making something into a platform. Platformification.

I've been crystallising lots of stuff recently

Ooh... good point.

Let me work out which it is.

crystallising

Tax or science?

(fucking quoting on this forum! Can we switch to taptalk or something)

the act of making something into a platform.

Vs.

made something into a platform.

I think it's the later.

"The platformification of X means it can do A, B and C."

I think I'll just stick with something dull like; "X is a platform, this means it can do A, B and C."

Just stuff m8 lets not get technical :)

Platformogenesis.

Meth then.

Raft

platformmessybirthinredandbrownliquid

dropping a platform

#droppingaplatform if you want to be really relevant

Said to a client, let me know if you want a chat before the call tomorrow.

Got a response back "I'll absolutely need a download tomorrow"

"Fashion retailer Next has warned that 2016 could be like “walking up the down escalator”, predicting its toughest trading conditions since the financial crisis and cutting its forecast for annual sales."

(from: http://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/mar/24/next-warns-of-toughest-trading-since-financial-crisis-and-cuts-sales-forecast)

Meh. Similes are fine. Metaphors are harder to stomach.

Why the fuck is everything

"carefully curated"

Jesus wept.

Soz if pea.

http://www.somethinelse.com/about/

On a form to report errors, there is a box labelled "Error causation".

FFS

Heritage, as a term to describe food items;

Heritage carrots
Heritage beetroot
Heritage tomatoes

Please fuck off. (And take Gouchouchang with you).

"processology"

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/angry-david-cameron-loses-rag-7684522

fuck off forever you spam faced baby.

Gouchouchang

But how would we curate an authentic range of heritage Korean street dining?

I don't know, heritage or heirloom seems like a decent name for an old variety of plant to compare it to modern hybrids. What else would you call them?

I was just part of a workshop where we were encouraged to share our professional "superpower".
It took every ounce of restraint I have not to say "exuding an air of competence".