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Strawberry when the delivery driver is hammering at my front door, chocolate fudge when he's pounding on the rear.
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Honestly Royal Mail/Parcelforce are bell ends. I've watched the postie pull out all the parcels from his trolley, scan them, write out "while you were out" tickets for all of them, then just go and post the while you were out tickets through all the letterboxes for the apartments, just cos he can't be arsed actually doing his job of going and knocking on someone's door. That kind of behaviour drives me fucking mad.
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Sorry, you were hammering a cucumber getting tugged off by a ups driver on a cannondale? And there was a cornett involved? Strawberry, you say?