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  • Motherfucking ParcelFarce have done that thing where you wait in for a tracked delivery, check it, see it's out for delivery, wait, check it again and... oooops! I wasn't in! That whole time I thought I was in my livingroom waiting for Cannondale frame I was actually at the beach, eating icecream and being sucked off by a succession of punctual and enthusiastic concubines whilst their poor delivery driver was hammering at my front door. Silly me!

    Cunts.

  • Sorry, you were hammering a cucumber getting tugged off by a ups driver on a cannondale? And there was a cornett involved? Strawberry, you say?

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