Football

You think Chelsea will be sniffing around him like a pack of dirty dogs come summer?

Aren't Holland a bit shit and recently had their worst run in history after not qualifying for the Euros?

england reverting to type or finding their true form prior to a tournament

Thankfully the international break is now over

Ingerlund not gonna win the EuroWorld Cup then?

There's a surprise, you fucking pellets...

International break is over, can we all just move on please.

How are your socceroos getting on? Why no live textcast of their triumph over 'arry Redknapp's Jordan?

I've been practising wearing sandals, alright?

Watched the first half, lost interest...

"Least bad" ?!

Umm...
If I were in Villa's situation I'd sell my children to get Moyes in. You'd be lucky to get him to take over.
Given that you're going straight down, I would be amazed if he took that job.

And not coming back up for a while also...

And tatts.

Well, he's just had two disasters and was never renowned as having the most progressive training methods. I think he may well be getting to the past-it stage. I'd be seriously worried he'll give the sack-of-shite wasters in our squad with 'premiership experience' another chance rather than shipping out the lot of them.

Apparently he's said he'd be interested so it may be on. But I'm sure we'll end up with Pearson or McCarthy instead. Or Schteve. We're so fucked.

Cahill still playing?

What's John Carver up to these days?

Pearson would be a decent signing for most championship clubs that have premier league ambitions.

But Pearson is a cunt

But Pearson is a cunt

This. Plus without Steve Walsh and his other backroom staff, I think he'd be shit.

I wouldn't say his tenure at united was a disaster, especially given that LVG hasn't done any better there despite his palmares. Whoever took that job after Ferguson was fucked. Spain was never going to go well for an old fashioned English manager either.

He's exactly the kind of "get the basics right" manager I would want if my club was in a similar state. That squad needs a blast of the hairdryer.

TBH I'd be happiest with Moyes out of those being touted. At least to get us back up and to mid premier league again (10 year contract then...). Wouldn't sell my children though, they're all right.

Who would you sell your children for?

A packet of pork scratchings and a pint.

Gary Neville is available!

^^Murky waters.

::Logs off::

Who would you sell your children for?

Tries to find a good YT clip of the restaurant scene from Blues Brothers and fails

Neville. Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke