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@DethBeard
I hope she starts decorating, paints half the room in Elephant Sunrise before running out of paint, pops to B&Q for another tin. After queueing for ages to get into the car park and ages to get parked, eventually getting to the shop, waiting in line for another 30mins to get to the till and realise her purse is in the car and has to go out and get it, but when she gets there it's actually at home still.
Once returning home to get her cash, and repeating the ordeal to get more paint, she triumphantly returns and start a splashing the paint on the bare walls, then the startling realisation hits home, she originally bought Matte Satin Finish and the 2nd can is a high gloss.