I hope she stops for a big poo in a public toilet only to discover that apres dump the cubicle dispenser is fresh out of paper.
I hope she has to use one of her fancy monogrammed socks and a reporter from The Sun discovers it being sold on Gumtree for £1.
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I hope she stops for a big poo in a public toilet only to discover that apres dump the cubicle dispenser is fresh out of paper.