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  • I hope she goes for a cycle, loads the wrong GPS track, ends up on a route twice the length she thought it was, underdressed and underprovisioned, runs out of water, starts to bonk then roots around at the bottom of her bar back for a two week old banana that's gone brown and has to suck it's rotten runny fruit like it's the worst energy gel in the world before limping home with burning legs and a heavily chafed vajajay.

    Jus' sayin'

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