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Big gardens can fuck off - who wants to spend their weekends gardening?
Schools can fuck off too - full of noisy little shits.
Quality of life for me - not having to ride 2hrs just to get out of shitting suburbia and into the 'slightly less likely to be run down by some twat' lanes of the countryside. Then I realise my idea of countryside is the Chilterns and they're just as full of twats with no concern for cyclists as suburbia.
Buying a private tropical island is the only answer.
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Arent you from a tropical island?
Also 'countryside' is 6 miles away from my current gaff in the deep mythical dark zone 4 in SE London, big garden, good schools and Morleys bought for same money as a studio in Hackney few months ago .. thread should be renamed to 'I can't afford to live in Hacnkey/insert cool area name'.
I'm not being entirely serious.
But, and I'm not sure it's the case with anyone one here (??), but for "big garden/quality of life/etc" you can usually read "schools with more kids like mine".
Which mate was that, and which pub?