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Big gardens can fuck off - who wants to spend their weekends gardening?
Schools can fuck off too - full of noisy little shits.
Quality of life for me - not having to ride 2hrs just to get out of shitting suburbia and into the 'slightly less likely to be run down by some twat' lanes of the countryside. Then I realise my idea of countryside is the Chilterns and they're just as full of twats with no concern for cyclists as suburbia.
Buying a private tropical island is the only answer.
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