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  • I'm not being entirely serious.

    But, and I'm not sure it's the case with anyone one here (??), but for "big garden/quality of life/etc" you can usually read "schools with more kids like mine".

    Which mate was that, and which pub?

  • Big gardens can fuck off - who wants to spend their weekends gardening?

    Schools can fuck off too - full of noisy little shits.

    Quality of life for me - not having to ride 2hrs just to get out of shitting suburbia and into the 'slightly less likely to be run down by some twat' lanes of the countryside. Then I realise my idea of countryside is the Chilterns and they're just as full of twats with no concern for cyclists as suburbia.

    Buying a private tropical island is the only answer.

  • Bollocks. That is precisely one of my concerns, not hopes.

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