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It would be so good, come on @General_Lucifer, give the people what they want! I reckon you'd have a ball at the Fringe and I bet your show would go down a storm.

I have a pal who does the fringe every year under the moniker "Kunt and the Gang".

He performs comedy songs with appropriately poignant titles such as: "The bloke up the garage fucked a sheep", "There's a child molester living in Grays" and the show-stopper "Take That are cunts"?

I would also watch that show.

"There's a child molester living in Grays, let's flush the fucker out..."

He released an album called "Kiss you under the camel toe" to rapturous applause.

Never mind the Fringe - if I could get a gig in London (or even knew how to go about getting a gig in London!!) I'd definitely do a gig there. I'd bloody love it.

Maybe I can get a support slot with Kunt and the Gang?

There's loads of open mic nights in London's famous London, or even better we should arrange a night in LMNH or somewhere to host you, that would be brilliant.

Genius idea - he'd sell out every night.

Like Genesis at Earls Court!

I. Would. Be. There.

I'd love to do LMNH - will gig for cake!

Someone have a word with 'em!

Yes!

Has anyone got an "in" with LMNH? Otherwise I could have a chat with Cycle PS in Camberwell, they sell booze and are lovely, bet they'd be well up for it?

Do it.

Entrance music would have to be Sympathy for the Devil!

Wait, is this becoming a tour?

Do it.

lntrance music would have to be Sympathy for the Devil!

I've often thought this - either that or the brass instrumental version of War Pigs by Alice Donut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLSZBGp7Suk

Fuck it, I've emailed Cycle PS.. It's a slightly smaller venue @General_Lucifer but they're good guys, I'll let you know what they say!

Ha ha ha!! Cool!

suddenly shits pants

That would be perfect too.

Fear or coffee?

Incidentally, if you want to do a run through then we can bag the upstairs room at The Rutty in Sheff and give you a small, appreciative and drunken audience to practice on.

IT IS A TOUR!! I've been booked on a national tour by accident!

I will be there for a LMNH gig (or similar) but fancy a Gloucester date too? The Tank in the docks is an awesome brewery pub and I could definitely get you booked. :-)

(plus spare bedroom for you and Mrs Lucifer if you want)