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handtightenonly
I bet a dog runs on the pitch, bites the ball, then Barkley, and then stands up to rip his costume off to reveal Howard Webb and Steven Gerrard. Then carra parachutes in and punches miralles. All while the ref looks the other way. Meanwhile the whole of the kop put on a giant shirt and become a new player and gegenpress Everton until a ball bobbles about in Everton box. Andy Carroll, signed overnight for free on a dodgy contract comes leaping in and punches at least 4 Everton players before slamming the ball home with his head.