• Kind of you mate, but I came to the conclusion long ago that she just loved wanking cocks.
    nothing wrong with that, live and let live.
    I reckon I avoided the grimmest Friendzoning in the world.

    I got off lucky.
    Still, a wank from the champ would have been nice.

  • Still, a wank from the champ would have been nice.

    Ah, the best wank is always gonna be the one you didn't get. Isn't there some old saying to that effect? You know, birds and hands and whatnot.

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