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Hit and run on a cyclist being covered on Crimewatch ATM.

Good news for Mail readers. You're not a massive racist apparently.

Although I don't remember any concerns about Australian bartenders or American bankers.....

i fully expect this opinion to be repeated and shared by actual racists.

Seems they may have found DJ Derek, very sad if true. Legend

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/mar/11/human-remains-found-in-woodland-near-bristol-believed-to-be-dj-derek

have.

always wonder what the b in brm stood for

'Bitchard', of course.

Some more work to do for the Knight of Light (was: The Prince of Darkness):

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/how-londons-skyline-will-look-if-all-planned-skyscrapers-go-ahead-a3200191.html

These cruise ships surely have to be among the ugliest things ever built:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/11/world-largest-cruise-ship-harmony-of-the-seas-sets-sail-first-sea-trial

^ get in the sea etc.

They look like prisons, or like the worst kinds of high rise flats. Surpirising people want to go on them.

Thanks, Oliver. The juxtapose slider in that page can be useful.

It's an interesting thought. There's a long history of prison 'hulks', on which prisoners suffered atrocious conditions:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_prison_hulks

When the money goes out of the cruise business, perhaps some private outsourcing vampire company could take them over. :(

they'll be the ones that survive when full-scale nuclear war breaks out and the rest of the population on land is decimated...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNzaJ0Kdyig

we should buy a boat...

HMS FUCKRUDDER

the fu-QE2

amazing...

on your budgets you'd be lucky to get a rock and row boat

355 Bus hits and kills pedestrian in Mitcham :(
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/mitcham-crash-pedestrian-dies-after-being-hit-by-bus-in-south-london-a3200946.html

"Tp many people are risking lufe and limb to save secpnds"

We always have to remember that by far the largest number of road traffic casualties in London are people on foot. :(

At an alleged four feet in length, this rat's survival chances would have been very strongly diminished:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/monster-rat-the-size-of-a-small-child-found-on-east-london-estate-a3201261.html

I really hope this is a hoax.

That sort of monstrous size must be the result of some kind of mutation, surely? How is it caused?

Surely BS.

He said: "The bins get left open nearby so these little fellas have a pretty good diet.
"They eat fried chicken and rice all the time."

Not sure if racism.

Wide-angle lens + perspective distortion?
(check the size of the grippers round its neck - they appear to be about the same size as the chap's head)

Oliver, why are you so interested in size?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS12p0Zqlt0