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Mickie_Cricket
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during the hampton court half I ran with @Dammit and @I_am_Hingis 2 years ago I could see the brown chorus was queued next on my running playlist. the gods smiled down on me though as I pretty much instantly spotted the public gents on the thameside path we were running along which not only had a single cubicle with an actual locking door but the exact amount of toilet paper needed to deal with the matter in an economical yet reasonable fashion.
the poor chap who stumbled in as I was leaving with a face bright red from what I can only imagine was olympic levels of butt clenching was not quite so fortunate lel sorry mate you snooze you poo(s) yourself.