Epic fail

Fucking Aussies, coming (almost) over here and building fences.

I was worried this news was about http://atp.fm/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei1DnFdJrww

Ceiling fans are fucking bastards... I've knackered a finger at least three times since I got here trying to get dressed in the morning...

Can't live without them tho'... 🔥

Geordie Castle?

Poor man's Airplane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1rjCZxtxo

I dunno where to start! Pre-peeled fruit or the nonsensical "conventional".
Fuck the modern world.

or the bold claim that said fruit was
MADE
RIGHT
HERE

If only there could be some other biodegradable, natural, protective packaging material for oranges rather than plastic...

There already is you dimwit...

Ha!

what the fuck ! is that real ??

Yep it's real http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/04/whole-foods-sell-pre-peeled-oranges-in-case-youre-too-posh-to-peel-5733302/

But Whole Foods though, you don't have to be hipster to work/shop there but it helps.

There are people who can't peel fruit. Arthritis etc.

they need to remove the bitter white bits while they are at it
there's still a good bit of peeling to do on those

It's just a pre-peel duh.

"Oh, Beulah, peel me a grape!"

a friend of a friend made a twitter post about this and it went VOIRAL BABES

eurgh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kotWv4MCxNI

"Just taking a selfie has proven to be an act that carries the risk of injury. Unfortunately for a 43-year-old Concrete, Washington man, that injury turned out to be death"

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-accidentally-shoots-kills-himself-125745603.html

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/03/09/soldering-stock-photo-fail/

That made me lol

Owwwwww!

http://www.snopes.com/2016/03/09/jamie-gilt/

I am having a moment of schadenfreude. Who said my U in German O Level was a fail?