Ban the Bike UK

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So having a dig at people for being poor's okay???

Definitely should be. Having a dig at people who are bigger and stronger than you rarely ends in a good chuckle. Make life easy on yourself and set to on the weak and vulnerable. Still funny and much lower risk of any backlash. Do it well and they'll feel obliged to laugh along with you. Double whammy for the useless fucks.

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My colleague made a sweeping statement that she doesn't date cyclists because she says cyclists are simply people who cant afford cars. Maybe that's what he's attempting.

She sounds like a charmer. Still, I suppose it's better for any potential suitors that she makes that clear early on...

worth less than my jacket

Mink, eh?

oooh, that sounds nice. I'm not a biologist, so does anyone know if you can crossbreed merino [insert animal here] and mink?

Is mink an animal?

Mink, eh?

Goes with my Olympic Son.

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Are you asking if an Alpaca could fuck a mink?

Alpaca my coat

Are you asking if an Alpaca could fuck a mink?

Probably would if it stepped on one.

Anyway I thought merinos were sheeps. I also am not a biologist.

Are we playing the Raymond Ramnath is a cunt game yet?

Apparently so...

If we're saying that Raymond Ramnath is a cunt for wanting to Ban the Bike, I agree.

Wait, is someone saying that Raymond Ramnath is a cunt?

Who is Raymond Ramnath and why is he a cunt?

'Ray-mond Ram-nath' would make a good football chant.

I note with interest that your post does not contain the exact phrase " Raymond Ramnath is a cunt. "

Sorry, he also sometimes goes as Ray. Are you saying Ray Ramnath is a cunt?

Or we could do that American thing: RayRam is a cunt...

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Obviously, I don't think that Raymond Rathman is a cunt, I just think his ideas are ludicrous and in no way beneficial for anyone.

Yeah merino is a breed of sheep. Alpaca wool isn't quite as soft. I just preferred the image of an alpaca having relations with a mink. I'm all for mink-related cycling wear as mink are really putting the hurt on our native water vole population. Bloody forrins etc..

Also some guy is a cunt.

Raymond Rathman is a cunt and his cigarettes taste foul.