Football

Only player leaving is Lukaku

£190m warchest come June 💰💰💰💰

( * nuts and fruit being irans 5th biggest export

kind of like all the tea in china but using iran as the comparison due to their imminent takeover by an iranian ) not fruit and nut cases ( because iran is known to be full of mad mullahs etc. )

just clarifying

not a racist

Some of that cash is coming back to us, mate...

You'll still have Martinez though

'us' ... 'we' ... lol football. What split of that do you get, Joe?

Martinez will be found out soon enough...get Klopp in

*snigger

turns out Joe is a shadowy 4th line, off the books agent taking .1% of 40% of world football transfer fees

Cannot wait to see what 190 will get, how well they gel, and the refinments to training, facilities etc and so on.

Also love the u turn optimistic plastic vibez.

Also love the u turn optimistic plastic vibez

Fresh sheets, they'll be sodden by the mornin'...

Bar Howard, the nucleus of a cracking team is there. With a world class striker, a better 'keeper and a manager who knows his arse from his bollocks we could be in top 4 easy

I'm also not sure what you refer to with your plastic quip? Remember...born in Liverpool, support Everton

You're a Derby fan right? Born in Singapore!?!

World class, willing to move, willing to relocate, willing to live in nw England, available.

Good luck.

No Champions League, and unlikely to be in it any time soon.

They'll probably end up with Balotelli.

Bar Howard, the nucleus of a cracking team is there. With a world class striker, a better 'keeper and a manager who knows his arse from his bollocks we could be in top 4 easy

I'm also not sure what you refer to with your plastic quip? Remember...born in Liverpool, support Everton

You're a Derby fan right? Born in Singapore!?!

Quoted

He hasn't just moved to Australia, he's bought it.

Have they got helipads in Liverpool?

Those world class players could always fly in from battersea...

Wait. We're talking Everton and not united, Chelsea, etc and so on?

Buckaroo in reply to @Tenderloin
No I'm down in Devon recovering from a depressive breakdown thanks.

That's up there with: "There's been a rape upstairs
"

Literally nowhere to go from there.

Manc_Ronnie
Morning everyone. Justice eventually done yesterday.

Any German speakers on here? Does 'Gegenpress' mean dirty cheating diving cunts?

Free pass from the assembled scouse media obv.

Don't be a fucking mong. Yes, you should have won it in 90, easy. But there was crap from your players, too.

Not sure you'd have won with Hart in goal tbh.

b&d
And Benteke?

32 MILLION POUNDS...a fourth choice striker. How is it, I, who knows rudimentary football can can see the foolishness of this situation yet it was signed off? Anyway football is dead to me. I'm all about the ill shaped balls. (Not the torture garden type either.)

The fella that invited me^ had hung with Tom Werner and says he is looking to ditch (no surprises there). They felt well over their heads just didn't get it. Makes sense given how they thought they were cleverer than the rest with the whole money balls bollox. Also told me a dynamite story about Fergie and the old geegees episode....*punches nose.

@jaw. He was never ever anywhere near world class but he was, on his good days a very tidy and effective player. Never ever captain material. But since his injury he's been complete wank.

Leeds, the gift that keeps on giving.

One for the stat whores plucked from a Liverpool forum;

The abject disappointment Roy Hodgson won a pathetic 13 games out of 31 in charge and was quite rightly hounded out as it was clear he was not good enough for Liverpool Football Club.

The awe inspiring Jurgen Klopp has won an incredible 13 games out of 32 in charge so far and is quite rightly considered the second coming of Shankly and exactly what Liverpool Football Club deserve

I felt a bit dirty supporting Leeds tonight and they still bloody let me down. And I'm going to have to support Blackburn tomorrow.

He's been in charge for 32 games at Liverpool?