Football

Where are all the Liverpool fans tonight? Still travelling home from Wembley?

PSG 2-0 down to Lyon at half time...

How did you get on today?

It was an OK game, shame to lose on penalties. Seemed 50-50 the whole game, which is a bad game for city I guess, good for Liverpool.

Not bad - managed to strip all of the wallpaper from the downstairs living and dining room and just got back from a few drinks at the pub and some dinner. You?

Good answer...

Walked the dog, made lunch, watched United end your season, prepped dinner then watched City edge past Liverpool. Then dinner.

I thought it was a home match for you, didn't make it to Old Trafford?

No I'm down in Devon recovering from a depressive breakdown thanks.

Also 'end your season' made me chortle.

Bit of a heavy response that but a true one.

United under LvG will do that.

True, but so will 70hr weeks.

70hr weeks?

Fuckin' part-timers...

I've found humour helps Paul ;)

A couple of weeks ago I asked a guy if he had to get up an hour earlier to fit that much stupid into his day.

by the time the penalties came around i was in such a zen state ( hic! ) i was prepared for a win or a loss, penos are so arbitrary it's a 50/50
all in all twas a good game
we still look a bit toothless upfront and we really could do with a bit more creativity and steel in our midfield, milner can and hendo didn't really do it yesterday, lucas looks so assured at centre back, he has followed the mascherano career path and could do well for us there if required
well played citeh and praise the lord for sterling and his piss poor finishing
£49mn tidy play liverpool

Morning everyone. Justice eventually done yesterday.

Any German speakers on here? Does 'Gegenpress' mean dirty cheating diving cunts?

Free pass from the assembled scouse media obv.

That's a rather long sentence, dear boy.

i spy at least one comma

and some paragraphs

when borroughs and kerouac write like that they get pulitzers

You just compared Lucas to Mascherano?!?!

WTAF. One guy has won everything there's to win in club football whilst the other has won fuck all and you reckon you can compare their career paths based on 2 games you've seen him play at CB for a midtable premier league club. Okay...

Granted, but that's Burroughs and Kerouac...

Both were well known to consume large quantities of psychedelics to aid the writing process. Whereas Dicki is a Liverpool fan, so delusions come naturally.