Epic WTF

Did just snort in open plan office

It's hard to shar pei .

Where did they colliede?

Good thing it wasn't raining or the sons of bitches would have been dodging poodles too.

something something Abyssinian tripehound something

Someone will put a spaniel in the works and derail this line of puns

Until then, let's keep it going a little Rottweiler longer.

Epic fail...

Is he still clipped in? Does not compute.

assisted stretching, it's yogic

http://www.flowsignals.com/index.html

evnwut?

So the Stockwell Toilet Watch dude has a new website?

Not sure where to post this, but this thread seems apt.

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Wtf is this? This tweet just popped up on my feed. I have no idea what it means.

"Will 'clean for the Queen' lead to a strategy of tension for the Jacobite restoration? #MakeItScarierForTheDukeOfBavaria"

And vacuum your villages?

Is that the Gove monster?

Puke for the Duke.

I guess this campaign will appeal to elderly middle englanders, the kinds of public spirited people who probably pick up the litter from the village green anyway. Beyond that, can't see what he hopes to achieve. I can't see many young people from London being inspired by it, for example.

Elderlies are the worst. Rude fuckers.

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/282704/

https://tompride.wordpress.com/2016/03/03/locals-in-tory-constituency-offered-180-bribes-of-taxpayers-money-to-support-fracking/

Fuck!!! Hahaaha

what is it with metro and squeezing puss filled medical complaints ?
who watches that shit ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kotWv4MCxNI

https://www.facebook.com/249974318498233/videos/570711599757835/

^ Nothing as dangerous as that, but when I was a kid I did some temporary work stints and one of them involved demolition. Our crew was put on the roof of a commercial building and was instructed to use our sledge hammers to punch holes through and thereby gradually destroy the structure upon which we stood. No helmets, no fall prevention devices.
SadSB

Partly the actual event, but mostly the way the BBC have written about it:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35801847/rugby-players-penis-almost-torn-off-in-tackle

When you really don't like people dissing easter...

popped up on my fb feed this morning as my friend was the one who shared the pic. can't really get a good read on her actual stance as she simultaneously seems outraged at the affront to the origins of easter while denigrating christians and then getting really mad about paganism. if she's an atheist one would assume she'd realise this was just a tongue in cheek poke at religion in general so she doesnt seem to fit in any of the camps. I think we can only assume that this means she's in ISIS right?