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Maria Eagle

Crace says it was Angela Eagle.

#sisteract

Eagles, buzzards, hawks - they're all the same to me.

(I do know the difference, strangely I was sure I'd read Maria. Not just sisters, twins!).

Eagles, buzzards, hawks - they're all the same to me.

Classist*. :)

* Birds form a class.

Maybe he's the famous "Florida Man" https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=florida+man&source=lnms&tbm=nws

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35669181

Such shy very tory

I'm going to show this to my Tory friend next time I see him.

explaining jokes only appropriate in memes thread.

Cake anyone?

explaining jokes only appropriate in memes thread.

There is no way that was a joke.

You are right, replied in wrong thread.

Waterloo's on fire.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35686269

...Must be a side-effect of materialising in Kent...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35699369/some-mcdonalds-and-kfc-branches-are-banning-under-18s

Rainy Tuesday night in Stoke, etc, etc.

test post..

they've discovered the gene for grey hair, which means everybody can now get that silver fox look with a few meds

win win

wish they'd hurry up with the baldness gene, am fed up with this unruly mop currently atop my tete

I've got what's been described as good thick irish hair. I could do without it.

Especially if it's on your back and you happen to be female.

Newsbeat? Are you 8?

My hair is so thick, my barber charges me double
#archer

Hoping to move up to the big boys news in the next few years.

http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/14312805.Bradford_cyclist_reported_for_180_metre_long__wheelie_/

Since when was it a crime to be fuckin rad?

^ Awww no comments section... :)

I seem to remember a motorcyclist was summonsed for careless driving for a wheelie. He, I think, correctly argued in court that to achieve what he did took a great deal of skill and was in no way careless. I'm sure he won. I could, of course, be imagining it.

I think I heard the same story when I was working out of Clapham so might just be a job urban myth