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  • clause 14.4 (a) all rubbish is removed from the property and that the property will be left in a clean and tidy condition. YES ticked

    Used colostomy bag - the highlight of the mountain of filth left behind.

    The empty house was always going to be a pretty underwhelming thing, especially on a grim day like today but you could see past that. Unfortunately it was so far from that, the missus was pretty upset whilst I tried to keep morale high.

  • Mate that bit of carpet is clean, was were the bed was!

    Started to pull the carpet in the next bedroom up and was engulfed in the stench of stale piss.

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