In the news

shy and polite but shit in bed

When I do that, I usually get up early.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/feb/08/george-osbornes-brother-admits-having-sex-with-vulnerable-patient-in-his-care

I'm sure he'll get away with it... Any other disgusting siblings we need to know about?

My sister's not much to look at.

That is a truly spectacular register of offences. Sleeping with your patients (apart from being a Woody Allen-era staple joke field) is just about the worst possible. I await the verdict with interest.

I have £20 on not-guilty. Although Jeremy Hunt does seem to be making some Doctors a little cross, so maybe we'll see something approaching justice here.

"In 2010 he was suspended from practising medicine for six months after writing fraudulent prescriptions for a girlfriend, a family member and an escort girl while a psychiatry trainee at Wythenshawe hospital in Manchester."

So that's where Gideon has been getting his gear.

One of his other brothers, Benedict, claims to be a 'graphic designer' whatever the fuck that is.

My sister's not much to look at.

How do I rep people?

I realise there are a lot of Jack Straw fans on here who will be distressed by this news:

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/feb/09/jack-straw-denied-knighthood-peerage-jeremy-corbyn

Amazing

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6916262/Shocking-moment-taxi-driver-is-caught-looking-at-PORNOGRAPHY-while-sat-at-a-red-light.html

I'm shocked that the magazines still exist.

Thank fuck he wasn't on his phone.

The Sun in faux outrage over porn. Must not be happy with the competition for those sex line adverts.

Cameron ‘buying off’ Tory MPs threatening to rebel over council cuts

http://gu.com/p/4gh6a?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard
Just had a good read of this. It's probably biased and I haven't read anyone else's reporting on it but it makes me sad.

dat link...

The LTDA's first challenge to the Cycle Superhighway's falls flat on its face - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35539830

I know PMQs is a complete farce. But nobody asked a question about the strikes today. FFS

The irony of a association of diesel belching taxi drivers challenging it on environmental concerns will amuse me for days.

Are black cab drivers the most entitled group of road users in the UK?

Nah, that's cyclists, they don't even pay to use them.

What's my council tax being spent on then?

Asylum seekers and benefit cheats obvs. Don't you read the papers?

Don't you read the papers?

Too busy watching videos of kittens falling off sofas to read the papers these days.

link plz