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Oh good. I've already made the arrangements but had a moment of wondering if I wasn't being an irredeemable cunt about it all so needed reassurance that THIS ISN'T NORMAL (even if it is in the UK) as if there's a hornet's nest you can be guaranteed I'm the daft cunt that will give it a solid punt.
Now that I've asked that, is it ok/acceptable for me to go to China Buffet King a day before leaving, then wake up the next day, chug a bottle of laxatives, strip naked, don a snorkel then assume a position on my back with knees raised and foffa all over the premises?