Best revenge against a bike thief?

any other creative ideas

Investment in education, welfare, a nationalised healthcare system, and an end to the "war" on drugs?

Nah, burn them with hot coffee instead*

*this guy sounds like the kind of sadist who tortures stray cats.

You mean uses "enhanced interrogation techniques" on stray cats.

make them fix punctures in day glo clothes at significant junctions

No, insignificant junctions, deny them the oxygen of publicity. Or just deny them the oxygen of oxygen......

You and the tweaker are on the same side. What happened happened because the man is playing you off against each other. You are brothers.

Perfect summation!

i was thinking along a public humiliation theme, like the hobbits they get doing comunity service in day glo gear in the Netherlands
(apols if they just normal workers)

Naughty ''thief's''....

Revenge is for people who've had their family fed to sharks. You got your expensive bike stolen by people with no money or prospects. Then you got it back.

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wrong thread

Kill them with kindness, go down there with a plate of sandwiches with no crusts and then take a second plate full of the discarded crusts.

No toasties.

Revenge is for people who've had their family fed to sharks. You got your expensive bike stolen by people with no money or prospects. Then you got it back.

This. What would you say is the main cause of homelessness / poverty in your city? Maybe try to help in a small way with that, rather than hitting people who are already down.

Btw I don't assume that you are rich, many people cycle partly because it is cheap, I for one consider my bike to be essential to my livelihood. But in the end, if you have work, and a roof, you're doing better than these tweakers. (on hearing that word at first I thought you meant hipsters who kept tweaking their moustaches)

Pannini press or breville?

No, i meant 'no toasties'.