Best revenge against a bike thief?

or call the Equalizer

"You are scum!"

You're thinking of Thomas Magnum off Smokey and the Bandit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmt9kT3pNvc

What's that William Shatner one with hookers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0

As we say in London... 'low it fam.

The best revenge is living well.

You got your bike back: let it go!

Or as Steve Martin said in Cool Runnings: "Liek tears in rain".

i'd love my stolen bike back

Hahah damn right i am, you boys got all the good track shit over seas. And your bike thief's sound just as idiotic as ours…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1NiNKwueE

You have your bike back and you want revenge against a couple of young homeless addicts? Seriously, count yourself lucky and get over it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLFqeXm_5X4

Who will you call?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe93CLbHjxQ

What a sad thread. Revenge? You might end up in jail (the coffee and poo flinging could be aggravated assault in WA) and your efforts will have zero effect on deterring bike theft in that area.

If you really want to be a tough guy, buy the thieves a coffee and have a sincere chat with them. You might get some life insight.

Otherwise, move on and be happy you got your bike back and that you have a roof over your head.

Buy them some booze, then have a little drink and chat with them. This will have a much more positive effect.

Call Frasier.

Rep.

Rode into downtown last night with just a simple cable lock

Second sentence shows your mistake. Get revenge on yourself.

"What's the torch for?"

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Hahah damn right i am, you boys got all the good track shit over seas. And your bike thief's sound just as idiotic as ours…

I'd say they're mostly a lot more organised than your two tweakers. What the F is a tweaker btw?

So true.

Kill them with kindness, go down there with a plate of sandwiches with no crusts and then take a second plate full of the discarded crusts.

What the F is a tweaker btw?

I think it's someone who takes these 'drug' things the kids seem to be so keen on these days. Apparently they're very bad for you and should be banned.

What the F is a tweaker btw?

Meth addict.

Oh thanks. Someone did say that earlier but I somehow thought it was a pisstake.

@kl cheeky chops. I guess I don't know this name cos I never saw Breaking Bad or whatever. meh. I'm more into the classics where it's all about Laudanum.