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  • it's the most expensive thing you'll ever buy in your life, you want to know what's going to fall off and how much it's going to cost to fix if it does. do a full fat survey, you wont regret it - you can even use the results to knock the price down if something looks iffy.

  • you can even use the results to knock the price down if something looks iffy.

    This is London, my friend. The price only ever goes up.

    "Oh, hai - You haz rising damp, subsidence, and an ancient burial ground, now filled with zombies, poltergeist and illegal immigrants."

    "Y thnx, those are features that we are now asking an additional elevety thousand pounds for on top of the original price"

    "Bargain - I'll take it for twelvety hundred pounds more than that!"

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