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Are they the dregs of whale society that have decided to fuck off onto the land for the good of whalekind? I wish this was some sort of exchange programme.

Someone's got the hump.

Did you do that on porpoise or are you just blubbering on? Sorry - way to krill the conversation, I know...

If several whales have die to get rid of parasites like CaMoron, then I'm sure even the whales would agree.

So do we have proper up-to-date numbers on them? I haven't read anything about a cetacean resurgence, only that they're threatened in various ways. I hardly know anything about the topic, though.

The proxy battle over international law, so seriously imperilled by the horrible Iraq war, rages on.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/live/2016/feb/05/julian-assange-is-being-arbitrarily-detained-un-panel-finds-live-updates

It's worrying if even Philippe Sands considers it a poorly-written report.

Other than that, it continues to be totally absurd theatre.

I just wish they'd let photoben and bigben de-merge and become themselves again.

Rip fellow cyclist and all round legend/nutter.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35499591/x-games-biker-and-bmx-star-dave-mirra-dies

Fame at last. @Bad_Science on the cover of the Guardian Weekend magazine, if you have a magnifying glass handy.
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/feb/06/who-needs-house-of-lords-meet-peers-rattling-the-commons?CMP=twt_gu

on the radio this morning reports of an sas raid in syria now removed from websites and radio reports ?
aren't they supposed to be there or something ?

Which elderly white man are you?

2nd photo down ?

lord strathclyde ?

bows low

Not low enough! Communist!

Dicki, I still have a print for you, BTW. Like, two years late.

yes, adriennes polo print wasn't it or a tour image ?
aren't you back in the glorious eastend again ?
can pick up any time at your convenience

has it appreciated in value now she's a reknowned artiste ?

Yeah, print. Of different cyclists. I can only assume yes.

I'm willing to make myself available to you. Or even deliver. But maybe we could get a beer? So many options.

Actually, you going to Wayne's thing next weekend?

Standing just inside the door on the right-hand side of the first picture.

Elderly might be pushing it.

The blonde woman?

If you're talking about the IS attack on SAS troops where they were getting owned, Germany had to step in to defend them and a fighter jet was called in because IS were in armoured Hummers stolen from the Iraqi army, they were just talking about it on PM.

ITV news pick my cousin Dave for a soundbite on the Taiwan quake

http://www.itv.com/news/story/2016-02-06/search-for-survivors-as-taiwan-quake-triggers-buildings-collapse/

Google are... worrying me.

Compare this:

to this

and

Luckily, there is this:

and this

and an unexpected reward for bad grammar:

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/feb/08/forget-conspiracy-theories-heres-why-googles-conservatives-are-blacklist-is-worrying

allegedly george osbourne visited the superbowl as a guest of google

and if you type "george osbourne superbowl" into google at no point does the phrase come up as a suggested way to finish it...

Should probably spell the smarmy cunts name properly, no one deserves to be mixed up with such a disgusting fucking shitegoblin.

Natalie Rowe said the other men at the party were rude and coarse. George was shy and polite but shit in bed.