i was thinking of events that the Le federation of FGSS would run that would completely bugger up motorised cheating:
1 backwards cycling race
2 cadence bleep test (not about kph)
3 crank change race
4 equestrian style swapped bike race (you randomly get assigned someone else's bike)
Luguss 'scrute team to competitor:
"Is it a Foffa?"
Yes-"Disqualified and GTFO, fecal freak"
No-"Welcome, enjoy the race"