Football

harsh

but funny

We got one

1 Attachment

At least he's smiling...

£13.5m coulda been better spent on a 'keeper

steven fletcher to marseilles. Only player that steals more of a living is danny graham

Leroy Fer on loan to Swansea

Relegated with Norwich in 2014
Relegated with QPR in 2015
Relegated with Swansea in 2016

Wilfred Bogarde

Any relation to Winston?

Yeah, twin brother

"He will not leave you unmoved, He will not go unnoticed. Marseille has added a Scotsman to the mix. And if you know anything about the mentality of that people, you'll know that's good news."
"He may not be known as a technical player, but he is 1.85m tall."

I'm 1.88m and also not a technical player.

Didn't they hear my come and get me plea?

Pistanator
Pep Guardiola - the easiest career in football.

I'd have more respect for him if he went to a shit club and built them up to a great club, anyone can go to a top club with an endless pot of money to spend. Fuck me, look at Avram Grant at Chelsea

Don't get this....no one applies this rationale toward players, so why gaffas?

villa-ru
Worst. Transfer. Window. Ever.

Tightwad asshats running our club should just fuck off. Giving up completely and resigning to relegation without even making the slightest effort to avoid it. Randy >>>>>>>>>>>> Fox >>>>>>>>>>>>> Hollis >>>>>>>>>>> All fucking do one.
We have NO FIT STRIKERS! Get someone in you bastards.
We're so buggered - Remi sounds like he's had enough - the one glimmer of positivity in a shit season and they're driving him out.
We'll be bottom of the championship with Colin Wanker in charge this time next year.

Sod it - I'm changing my username and supporting Palace.

Stan Collymore with Danny Kelly were dynamite tonight with the villa revelations...Supposedly NO ONE in football respects your analytic guys at all- even Liverpool kicked him out after a very brief time....bleak times ahead for you.

Manc lad on redcafe nailed it:

Guardiola confirmed to City... what does this mean for us?

Bestie07

We're the noisy neighbours now ?

I've seen a few United fans questioning Guardiola's time at Bayern. Saying that any manager could win the league at a team who have loads of money and were the reigning Champions going into the new season.

Erm......

They're awfully quiet........

It's quite easy to fuck things up. Guardiola, money, decent back room staff, best academy in the north west, aguero, silva.
It would take someone with no nous, respect, or ability to ballz that up.

The only negatives I see are wobbly back line and ya ya. I can see pep fixing that quickly.

"Fuck off ya ya. Kolarov, you're my new double pivot"

I don't know who he'll play as the pivot. But. I think ya ya will be on his way.

Guardiola got rid of him once, when he was younger, more mobile, and replaced him with Busquets. Who I didn't rate at the time, but obviously he knows more about football than I do and Busquets turned out to be a good 'un.
Do they go for Pogba as the replacement?

corny for the manure job

Pep's first 2 signings are rumoured to be:

Pogba
Stones

Only player that steals more of a living is danny graham

Charles N'Zogbia says hi.

Well thats the whole £150million gone then