Football

Bang!

What, like posting on Internet forums whilst being paid to work?

It's the modern equivalent of phoning in a performance.

My level effort has never been questioned, but my ability has been compared to Ade Akinbiyi.

Ade Akinbiyi, what a player he was. Fond memories of him banging in a hattrick at Luton to win 3-2 after our keeper got sent off and we stuck a midfielder in goal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY1k0cy15VQ

Ade Panicbiyi. Always a transfer day deadline favourite.

Tim Howard to LA Galaxy

*crosses fingers

....Marshall from Cardiff in

*crosses fingers

Head, sand, ostrich come to mind here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnlm_DPVpng

Shock news! Pellegrini going at the end of the season. Who would have seen that coming?

And Pep already signed a contract to replace him. Shock

Pep Guardiola - the easiest career in football.

I'd have more respect for him if he went to a shit club and built them up to a great club, anyone can go to a top club with an endless pot of money to spend. Fuck me, look at Avram Grant at Chelsea

ditto mourihno
would be good to see him at accrington and see if he could do it there ... with his man motivational skills and all

Everton?
But yes I agree. A checkbook manager of the first order

Beat me to it!

Sounds exactly like what Herr Klopp did at Dortmund. I take it you respect him?

I set that one up for some bellend and could I have predicted a bigger one?!

Kopite...back 'o the net!

I wouldn't want to disappoint you then

Worst. Transfer. Window. Ever.

Tightwad asshats running our club should just fuck off. Giving up completely and resigning to relegation without even making the slightest effort to avoid it. Randy >>>>>>>>>>>> Fox >>>>>>>>>>>>> Hollis >>>>>>>>>>> All fucking do one.
We have NO FIT STRIKERS! Get someone in you bastards.
We're so buggered - Remi sounds like he's had enough - the one glimmer of positivity in a shit season and they're driving him out.
We'll be bottom of the championship with Colin Wanker in charge this time next year.

Sod it - I'm changing my username and supporting Palace.

You've to respect what Guardiola did at Barça.

I'm not convinced that he maximised the potential of the team at Bayern in the CL at least. One thing is cruising to the Bundesliga title in a Maybach another is doing it in a more competitive league.

Him winning the PL with the current crop of players at City is not a given. If anything that job is a massive risk for his reputation.

It's not so much the pot of players he already has at his disposal, more the £1.5bn he'll probably get to spend in the Summer

You think? I'm not up to speed with the latest FFP rules but I'd be surprised that ADIA is going to be writing blank cheques for them. City is now a strategic asset to them, I'm sure that they'll happily sponsor it to make up a deficit but not to the tune of £150m a year or something stupid.

Sub $35 oil hurts those guys like hell, anything above $60 allows them pretty much any vanity project in the world but at current prices it's time to tighten one's belt. Even in the Middle East.

I would piss myself if City blew up and failed to qualify for the Champions League. Enjoy your Europa campaign Pep

jose enrique back to newcastle

wonder how much we'll have to pay

Sod it - I'm changing my username and supporting Palace.

I think @cunt has already bee taken.