I hate

Wooden chopping boards or slabs of slate instead of plates. What is wrong with these people?

http://theulsterfry.com/featured/new-belfast-restaurant-to-serve-food-on-plates/ ;)

I can only hope that this catches on.

mellor. entitled tory fuckprong of the first water. to be fair - he does like sticking the boot into dishface at every opportunity. still a cunt tho.

people eating at their desks across from me, I don't want to smell your microwaved leftovers or have to put my headphones on so I block out the sound of your chewing/chomping/crunching, especially when there' a canteen downstairs where you can, and I do, sit and eat food amongst other hungry people eating food, therefore annoying no one.

^So this.

People complaining about group A, cos group A's arguments presented to group B are found not true and group A is deemed to be rude.

The complainers then proceeds to slag off group A massively w/o presenting any counterarguments and stereotyping all members of group A...the thing that pissed them off about A to begin with.

Pot, kettle, black. Hmm cuppa t, yes I'd like one.

Mary Anne Hobbs

Related: glass chopping boards. Who was it who first thought glass was a good surface to use a knife on?

Agreed. Stupid and dangerous. And stupid.

Is she still married to that cunt from the Wonderstuff? The perfect couple...

I hate "just jobs".
Mrs Savage "I just need you to fill and paint the ceiling in oxygen thief daughter's bedroom"
(I wasn't supposed to be getting involved in this escapade)
Then there was "Oh can you just....."
I found three more jobs in there that Mrs S would have wanted me to do in addition to the three she found.

Leaf blowers

^ @pifko agreed! Biggets noise-polluting waste of time effort and fossil fuels yet devised. A man in high-vis wielding a leafblower on a windy autumn day is the very definition of futility. Insane.

fucking people who dump rubbish
went for a ride round the becton / woolwich area yesterday
fucking fly tipping everywhere and bags of rubbish on every corner
what the fuck is wrong with people

fuck

The sidewall of our house (corner property so side is dark and nothing fronts onto it opposite) is local flytipping spot. Much annoying. In my morning fug today I mistook a folded mattress for an elderly person in trouble. I was almost roused to concern. BEFORE 9am! The inhumanity.

I'd be in favour of death-rays mounted around city centres that instantly vaporise people the moment that crisp packet hits the ground.

I'd be tempted by a cheap (nightvision capable) CCTV camera. Could have fun providing the council with evidence.

Is it weird that I'm pissed off about someone I follow on Twitter asking their followers to fund a jolly across America?

the self proclaimed fast swimmers who, despite the fast lane being half the size of the medium lane and at the same speed, stack up behind one slightly slower guy, making faces and complaining instead of maybe just going into the medium lane for a while which is practically empty in comparison, because they are just that fast.

That said,my feelings towards the narcissistic spanner who cant swim properly and chooses to go into the fast lane can also be described using the same adjectives.

Touching under your nose or Zooey Deschanel? Zooey is wonderful.

Zooey Deschanel - more specifically her brand of mpdg

But she's so quirky

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