Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

we built but never actually rode

I gathered as much, what with you not being dead an' all that.

Headset needs tightening we will do it it we can find the tool.

Dude! The "headset tool" is with the "brake pad tool".

£350 ONO Just trying to recoup the cost of the bits.

I was going to write something pithy, like "good luck with that", but he's got a bite...