Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

emmm, whats the second lever for?

Riding on the hoods ennit

You can't ride on the hoods, if you only have one.

Removing the LH lever would be a nice finishing touch to that shitheap.

By making it a little more odd?

Not a bad bike to be honest, just a bit ugly.

Not a bad bike to be honest, just a bit ugly.

same could be said of many bikes on the thread. But it's more fun to lay into them mercilessly.

same could be said of many bikes on the thread.

Just Mediocre-porn then.

Speaking of mediocre, remember FIXIE INC? think they have gotten brought out and replaced with cheap version, like Muddy Fox;

http://www.amazon.co.uk/FIXIE-Inc-Peacemaker-locked-single/dp/B00NMQITIO

I wouldn't says they're amazing in the past, but they were not half bad;

That saddle, those graphics.

I don't read this thread very much so apologies if a repost. I'm not even sure it belongs in here. I just had to tell someone really

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bicycle-/252264333232

i'd happily have a go on that.

Not anti.

Just insane.

Especially with the cheap sidepull brakes(!!!!)

Yeah, I couldn't find the bikes for mad cunts thread unfortunately. I'd definitely like to have a ride, although it would probably be my last. The chain is especially unnerving, although this is offset by the radness of the plastic thumb shifters.

you'll be fine! look at those quality front and rear reflectors.

It complied with the European standard then.

It's only up the road from me.

• Buy it
  
• Weight weenie 6kg from it
  
• Die but with a smile on my face?
  

Buy it > unbolt the engine > attach to something decent > grins for days.

Both sides are drive side...

we built but never actually rode

I gathered as much, what with you not being dead an' all that.

Headset needs tightening we will do it it we can find the tool.

Dude! The "headset tool" is with the "brake pad tool".

£350 ONO Just trying to recoup the cost of the bits.

I was going to write something pithy, like "good luck with that", but he's got a bite...

Nice Colnago here; http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vintage-colnago-bicycle-1970s-/321983569032?hash=item4af7b75c88:g:KyMAAOSw-zxWoPA2

shit set up as it is, pretty much factory spec a type of oval cx

the above/\/\
is a very fair staring price, very very niche bike,
but one currently up at just under 3k$

I see, it's anti because it's a Colnago right?

(Too easy.)

would make good project for someone

it's anti because it's a Colnago right?

Not all Colnagos are anti^{[citation needed]}

the bikes for mad cunts thread

Current projects?