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No. Chemsex is, from what I understand, is the term used to describe the current phebomena in London of dense sexual networks with multiple partners using multiple drugs. With an associated risk of increased infections associated with sex. And also strange genotypes of bacteria and other microorganisms unique to those networks.

I think.

Hard to go wrong at £2.32 a bottle

http://www.poppersrus.co.uk/buy-online-poppers-pure-gold/49-buy-wholesale-poppers-tray-of-pure-gold.html

Time for a forum blow out?

In.

'Bonding' during sex with MPs or humans can be mitigated with the use of lubricants such as KY Jelly, Castrol GTX or butter

Is it in?

You listen to R4 as well then? ;)

I was listening to that peice at my folks while I was cooking for them. My Mum walked in and could not believe it was R4.

Trying to give a summary was slightly embarrassing.

Chalfie's in 'the trade'...

^lolz
True though

But poppers is basically the same as sniffing solvents or glue though, right?

20 second headache in a bottle. Worth it for the bum fun, but stick to glue and solvents for the rush.

FFS British driver.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/35392379

Thirteen sperm whales have recently become stranded around the North Sea, one in Norfolk and six each in Germany and the Netherlands, mostly on outlying islands like Helgoland and the Frisian islands.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/huge-50ft-whale-dies-after-becoming-stranded-on-norfolk-beach-a3163601.html

http://www.zeit.de/wissen/umwelt/2016-01/pottwale-tot-strandung-kueste-deutschland-niederlande

stupid fish need to get in the sea, etc.

fish

their fruit

your fruit.

D Lock Vigilante in more severe punishment than hit and run 4x4 driver shock horror..

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/14224322.Cyclist_who_was_knocked_off_his_bike_by_4x4_chased_and_attacked_driver_then_smashed_his_window/?ref=mr&lp=15

Mr Blount said McDermott had wanted to get Mr Lowson's numberplate and details. "The driver clearly wasn't having none of it, clearly had no intention of stopping and no intention of putting right what he had done and provide his insurance details," said Mr Blount.

I think the cyclist needed a better solicitor...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-35399653?utm_content=buffer052a9&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer more arseholery from the government.

Esp. as segregated schools with strange admission policies work SO WELL in Northern Ireland...

Sort of guessing that they are more concerned about christian schools than other 'certain' faiths in the present climate?

A total of five strandings in the UK now, making 17 dead sperm whales around the various shores of the North Sea.

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/jan/25/fifth-whale-reported-washed-up-on-lincolnshire-beach

Very sad and as all of the carcasses will probably be examined for the causes of the animals' deaths, we might get some fairly substantial findings back.

Most of the articles speak of the corpses as if they're still animals, as usual--it's a bit like the way people speak about 'cars' and not drivers, by homonymy--giving both the same name.

This is awful

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jan/26/police-release-footage-brighton-hit-and-run

Jesus Christ, real glad the person was in stable condition.

Look like either a joyride or someone who doesn't care.

3:40pm so already 10min late to pick up the kids.

That make sense, parents drive the worse.