Foffa Bikes

long gone-was over summer. I briefly dallied with the idea of posting here but to be honest was happy to let this turd of a topic sink to the bottom of the fecal sea...

You should get busy soon given the first pro tour is just round the corner

what you mean wake Ocelot from his slumber?

i like tk smax. i buy all my clothes / kitchenware / ski-wear / balsamic vinegar from there :(

How do you titillate an ocelot?

You can now by your bikes there too.

Living the dream...

h8rz gonna

You can also buy those special locks that are made of cheese.

And a variety of shit headphones, phone cases and sweets in jars!!

With tits, obviously.

No, you oscillate its tit a lot.

Just for clarity, my local branch had a couple comically priced Leaders on the floor too.

TK Maxx... Wut

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This is hilarious - talk about being careful where your brand ends up...

what branch is that? i'd fucking love some skull gripz.

NEWSFLASH These things are the house bikes at Soho Farmhouse.

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Jaysus.

You dropped this:

#boastpost

These things are the house bikes at Soho Farmhouse

That will come as a surprise to absolutely nobody. Soho House is pretty much the definition of cunt central, Dani's core demographic.

also spotted in TK Max, croyden.

croyden

I always suspected that you had to be on drugs to buy a Foffa, makes sense for them to sell through a pharmacy.

Or perhaps you meant Croydon

whatevs.

fuck croyden. it's a shithole.

it's a shithole.

I'm inclined to agree

#beastpost

Tottenham's a shit hole.

Croydon's merely a dump.