Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

"Mother of the bride" and then some...

Cheap too...

from the mountain

I like the way he draws you in with porny close-ups, then it's BLAM SUCK ON THAT!

whole thing looks like it's propped up by a bit of macaroni cunningly position by the front wheel decal

Hoppo is a nutter, a legend, a top bloke and just about the only person who can get away with that bike.

ftfy

will never be unseen

i died a little inside

I enjoy following him on the book of face and hearing what he's up to. Absolutely no disrespect meant to the man but with those new sponsored wheels, it looks like Spiderman's pride bike :)

Black wheels and tyres and would definitely ride.

Black wheels and tyres and...

... I wouldn't have posted it here!

Although the saddle and tape look shit: one or the other, not both.

So much why. Loving this thread more every page.

You sure that's not from "draw your own collisions": looks like pooch poop to me...

that's about the strength of it tbh

Sauce

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close, but no testicles

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shit, i'd a said you need balls to ride it

This cracker is currently for sale on eBay

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I like the way he left the downtubes shifters there for aesthetic purposes

The seller explains that those wheels aren't included in the sale.

(I am NOT the seller)

Wahh that sucks, they Are what make the bike shine!

Not sure if this is the right thread to post this...found it on another forum.

Customer brought in his bike for repair.

Guess he "modified" the steerer tube on his tapered fork to fit his non-tapered head tube.

Seems legit...

I hope you told him just to get an inverse shim next time...

I forgot to add that I found it on another forum.

I did make a photoshop of it though because it reminded me of an album cover.