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I would never normally do that. I'd just stand there in line slowly missing my flight. But as I was SPRINTING to the gate this German lad started running too and said "are you going to London, am I late?"
I informed him that he was catastrophically fucking late and when we got to the queue he started barging. I just thought "in for a penny, in for a pound" and fell in behind him. I could hear the tuts. In retaliation the security guard sort of flicked/stroked my penis during the pat down.
I'm having an odd evening.
Sparky
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