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I would never normally do that. I'd just stand there in line slowly missing my flight. But as I was SPRINTING to the gate this German lad started running too and said "are you going to London, am I late?"
I informed him that he was catastrophically fucking late and when we got to the queue he started barging. I just thought "in for a penny, in for a pound" and fell in behind him. I could hear the tuts. In retaliation the security guard sort of flicked/stroked my penis during the pat down.
I'm having an odd evening.
Sparky
Commuting to Frankfurt today. So late on way home. So so late.
I just barged past about 40 people in line for security at airport as was missing flight. Now turns out that they were all delayed and getting on same bus as me for plane. I've commited the ultimate taboo - queue jumping - and now they're all judging me one by one. Need the ground to swallow me up but it ain't happening.