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  • I thought you meant sending the vermin next door was illegal...

  • I hope not. I lived in a shared house once and we agreed to get a cat to combat against the mice problem. About three days later out neighbours knocked on the door to ask if we were having a sudden mouse problem.

    We politely feigned ignorance of the problem and drowned out guilt in cheap continental lagers.

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