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Pretty much confirms their relegation

He's not that bad is he?

Crikey, you sound as deluded as a Liverpool supporter pre-season. But while we are on the subject, Wycombe v Citeh has the makings of a delightful banana skin.

I'll be surprised if Fellaini is still on the pitch at the end of the game.

I am surprised we have managed to score two goals in a half of football

I'll be surprised if Fellaini is still on the pitch at the end of the game.

I am preparing myself to be surprised.

I'm more surprised that Villa won. At home.

Anyone know the Villa score?

BBC website is broken, it's saying they won 1-0.

Also, United didn't win and Ipswich got a last minute winner against Leeds Cunts FC. Great after going down 1-0 after 13 seconds and apparently playing brilliantly.

Good night for football.

Nice to see Payet back in action.

@villa-ru how does that feel?

WE WON!!!!!111!1! How Fucking brilliant is that. Yaaaaaaaaaaay.

Oh very good. Very, very good!

The last Villa win :)

Congratulations to Villa on equalling Derby's points record.

Isn't it just.

looks like that last villa win was against the arsenal

MK Dons were one of the worst teams I've seen in a long time, we could easily have had more than 5. Milton Keynes, their stadium and their fans are still all shit.

I thought there was a rule that if your team contains Joey Barton it's automatically the worst there is?

This, Payet is the best addition to the PL this season I reckon.

That free kick and the build up to the second goal reminded me of a certain diminutive Italian that played in blue.

vialli ?

Baggio?

Don't all Italians play in blue (change strip white)?

tardelli

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM18U2K6eEg

I loved him.