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Happy transfer window everyone.

Leicester left with 1 dodgy argentinian and 1 dane

Also Joe Hart seems quite a good goalie on paper

Roll on February

Hi, I'm Jamie Jackson. You might know me from all my serious investigative journalism and insight in to football in the north west. Apparently, united are looking at buying a striker in the window.

Hi Jamie.

Which United?

I'm not sure, I'm still investigating.

I'm currently bracing myself for a German/Scouse revenge mission.

fingers crossed

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/liverpool/12077563/Daniel-Sturridge-is-always-injured.html

We are going to get hammered today

I wouldn't be so sure Michael.

We are very lucky to be just the one down. Fiminho needs to come off as he's been a complete liability

liverpool doing a liverpool

Acting like a bunch of bottling tossers when we have a chance of approaching the top four?
New year same shite

Are we in a trough on the Liverpool supporter's lollercoaster?

We've hit complete bottom now. Turn off the game and forget about them for the rest of the season

Benteke needs a haircut like Carroll's.

So are Liverpool any closer to securing top 6 yet?

The immutable law of the ex strikes again.

Are they going to link hands and bow at the travelling fans?

the attacking front three did nothing to help benteke today
truly fustrating game, our deft stuff wasn't working, toothless upfront and west ham seemed to be working just that bit harder

mignolet's defence of his clean sheet record for the calendar year while wearing a pink spotted keepers jersey starting badly

onwards and downwards

Time to get Brenda back!

and suarez