Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

spotted yesterday...

https://www.velovie.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=vitesse-300-green-sram-force

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Comes with extra chain links included in the price.

Have you seen how the Danish make those aero Dutch bike?

Big fail:

http://www.thebikecollective.com/the-worlds-first-full-24k-gold-bike/

He might have the flashiest 'Rello in the country but the old twat can't do it justice!!!

"Everything on the bike is solid gold – from the frame to the chain to the chainrings to the spokes."
Like seriously. Whoever wrote that article doesnt have a clue of what they are doing. There is a big difference between solid gold frame and gold plated layer.

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Whilst acknowledging that this definitely belongs in here, I also secretly want one:

Just imagine what that could do to your vegetables if things went a bit wrong...

This^

If the front wheel locked up or you went over the handlebars at any speed, the spiky top tube would be pointed straight at your gentleman sausage. Do not want.

One of the worst Dale's I've seen in a while.

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One of the worst Dale's wheels I've seen in a while.

Put a normal wheelset on there and adjust saddle angle and you have a perfectly decent/average 'Dale.

But agreed, these wheels ruin the bike pretty much.

I've seen the Aventon around LDN, the rider looks well pleased with himself and his 'cool' bike.

I'm imagining a middle aged dude in full MTB kit.

Although at least the anti seems consistent and not a lapse in judgement, considering the backdrop...

Jesus Christ that's bad

Lightweight's looks are are bad enough but the front wheel is called Autobahn AKA Motorway...

...nah, wirklich...? :p

^ needs a c*nt sticker

....wrapped around a .308 centrefire shell.

On the bike or the PM?

Andy

There is a lot of space on PM's forehead

No shortage of empty space inside it either.

Many scoblebricks worth.